What I learned from South Park today

I watched what I think is the most recent South Park episode this afternoon: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

(sometimes it's hard to tell when something came out when you love your TiVo as much as we do)

The episode went into the 9/11 conspiracies out there that the government was behind the attacks and how stupid it all is. I got a different lesson though (maybe because I already knew that conspiracy theories are stupid).

If I post something on the internet that's stupid enough, and then wrap it up in enough false intellectualism and paranoia, maybe Trey Parker and Matt Stone will notice and put me in an episode and kill me twice too. That'd be cool. I've always wanted to be in a cartoon. Actually, I have a print out on my fridge from the South Park Studio already. All I need is animation and voice. And a stupid idea to turn into a conspiracy theory.

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